For over 50 years Pentex has provided the world with necessities and luxuries to make living easier. From the oil in your car to the food on your table, our products are of strict high standards and quality. Our tests go beyond that of regular government requirements. Our testers are trained to oversee that each and every products passes while all flaws that we pick out are exmined closely to work towards perfection even more.

Or products provide durable material for your car to protect your loved ones. Wheather you choose a classic steel frame or the new high-durable fiberglass frame, your car will provide the maximum protection against deadly crashes that can injure your family. Engineers at the Pentex labs run continuous tests to over see what materials are best suited for the American family
The foods you eat will always be healthy and nutritious when Pentex is there. We use non-toxic pesticides on fruits and vegetables to protect from infestation and to help farmers with a more plentiful crop. Foods arrive at your market just as fresh as they left the farm. And our meat is always juicey and healthy for your growing children. We are especially famous for providing bountiful turkeys for your Thanksgiving feast.
And there's no worry about expensive prices when you buy from Pentex. We keep our prices low so that everyone can afford for Pentex products. Our main goal is to satisfy the American public and profit is only second to that. You don't have to be a millionaire to buy from us as we offer many plans to help deal with payments for our more expensive products. We're always there to help.

Pentex

P for Partnership; E for Energy; N for Novelty; T for Technology; E for Enthusiasm and X for Excellence

That's Pentex! A Better Tomorrow...Today!



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Yeeeeee..haaaa! Howdy hi to all from the Monkeywrenchers Flying Circus! The tornado has dropped and Dorothy here has landed with some late breaking news. That's right, all. I personally have gathered some secret insider notes about the one company that provides many of the products you so long have come to trust. You got it, the big cheese Pentex! It wasn't easy breakin' in but I love a good challenge. And besides...I love ya all. *big wet lick*

Should I start with goody-goody stuff? Geez, I have so much. Of course, the obvious items include chokeable parts on toys for little kids. Have you seen the latest reports of child deaths from small toys? And that turkey for Thanksgiving. Have you checked in with what sort of chemicals they place in those birds? Yah, they say it's to fatten them up...but perhaps you should take a bit more caution as they're not only there to fatten up turkeys.

But since my time is short here...I'll focus on a certain case that I came across. Project Evolve is something new that Pentex is working on. Apparently, the big P seems they wish to create a whole new human race from scratch. They've gathered DNA from mixed human subjects who passed certain requirements and mixed in a little of their own special sauce. It's a little tough to explain but perhaps this photo will give you a clue of their first successful attempt still in its early stages:
Apparently, this little sucker can survive on its own. It seems that all its vital organs are capable of functioning without the help of a womb or machines, even in this infant state. I'd hate to see what it'll look like once it's full grown. But that's not all. The biggest secret with this little sucker it that it's capable of creating a psychic breakthrough in the spiritu...#$5%6!fs..sd.010110110....

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